Friday, May 23, 2014

Second Lessons

1. Dollar mojitos are not a challenge. Neither are dollar cosmopolitans or lime daiquiris on Fight Inflation Night.

2. It is impossible to give money to every beggar on the street. Not only that, but some would deem it irresponsible. How will they be better off once you are gone? Don't make temporary promises when it comes to someone's life. That dollar you want to give, is a temporary promise.

3. But that doesn't meant to be stingy either.

4. Always check to make sure someone didn't steal your money before you go to breakfast, or you will have to do dishes.

5. Don't be the asshole who tries to get the pancake street vendor to teach you how to make pancakes, it wastes their resources.

6. Always ask the locals for their names and say good morning to them, even if you can't stop in for coffee.

7. When it comes to ice cream the $1.50 for one scoop won't give you the shits like the .75 cent ice cream does.

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